This
is a warning before you scroll down - if you're not
a falconer, you may not like these; if you choose
to go look anyway, we don't want to hear how you,
as a horse person, are not amused. Falconry
cartoons are not for the PETA folks. Falconry
itself is an old, old sport - falcons and hawks
were used to catch small game for dinner. These
days the average hawk or falcon's job is to feed
himself and catch enough to stash in the freezer
for the non-flying days. Falconers think nothing of
driving miles to a good field for their bird to
hunt; many also have dogs to help "beat the bushes"
to see what runs out. Sometimes the bird goes &
sits in a tree & falls on an unlucky lizard or
snake or picks her toes. And while the description
for this page - falconry cartoons - seems to be the
"duh!" explanation, let me clarify. You know how
non-horse people tend to think we're rather
obsessed with horses and anything pertaining to
them? Horses, to non-horse people, are large,
smelly creatures who bite & step all over your
feet. They give us weird looks in the supermarket
with our mucky boots & hay on on our jackets
& our carts full of 25 lb bags of carrots.
Falconers also tend to be misunderstood. Their best
days are when their bird catches a rabbit, or a
duck, or almost anything, but the thrill of the
chase - letting your bird fly free, with the option
of it leaving you at any time - is the best part,
even if the bird misses everything she chases or
comes home with a rat or a lizard. See, while we
look at rabbits as furry & cute, the average
falconer looks at them as food for the bird. They
buy "chicksicles" from the local poultry farm for
those times when the bird is molting or hasn't
caught anything and think nothing of storing them
in the freezer next to the ice cream - and that
road kill from last week. So when some of cartoons
here seem really rude, please remember they have a
different outlook on life than we do, their sense
of humor is definitely different, and to each to
his own . . .
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John
(Hawk) and Bullet, the Harris Hawk he's had since
he was an eyas (baby bird). Bullet is now 19 (2008)
and is still flying strong and catching game. John
has lost him twice - once during the Cedar fire in
2003 and once when he escaped from his weathering
area and went exploring. Twice he's returned to
John, after being gone at least a week both times.
Yes, John kisses his bird, just like we kiss our
horses. :)
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